• 標題:Dumb Ways To Die
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    Dumb Ways To Die

    词:John Mescall
    曲:Oliver McGill
    演唱:Tangerine Kitty

    Set fire to your hair
    Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
    Eat medicines that’s out of date
    Use your private parts as piranha bait

    So many dumb ways to die
    Get your toast out with a fork
    Do your own electrical work
    Teach yourself how to fly
    Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
    Invite a psycho killer inside
    Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
    Take your helmet off in outer space
    Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
    Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
    Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
    Eat a tube of superglue
    “I wonder what’s this red button do?”
    Dress up like a moose during hunting season
    Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
    Stand on the edge of a train station platform
    Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
    Run across the tracks between the platforms
    They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
    The dumbest ways to die
    Dumbest ways to die
    So many dumb