• 标题:Phoney Calls
  • 歌手:Weird Al
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    Mom and Dad are goin' out for the evening
    And you're stuck inside the house all alone
    That's when you decide it might be fun to harrass someone
    Dial a random number up on your telephone
    You ask if their refrigerator is running
    Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it
    Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from
    They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet
    Listen to me
    Don't go makin' phony calls
    Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
    I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks right up the wall
    But it's really gettin' old fast
    Little Melvin has a natural obsession
    Askin' for Prince Albert in a can
    He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call
    To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan
    He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning
    Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four
    He won't be laughin' when they're tracin' his line
    One day the phone police will be there at his door
    Yo, hear me
    Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
    Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall
    How long is this phase gonna last?
    Come on
    ("Moe's Tevern, where the elite meet to drink."
    "Ah, yeah, hello. Is Mike there? Last name Rotch."
    "Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch? Mike Rotch?
    Hey has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
    Listen to me you little puke, one of these days I'm going to catch you
    and I'm going to carve my name on your back; with an ice pick!")
    You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called 'em all
    Hope that you grow out of this fast